eat this beef

eat this beef

WELCOME TO DFW’S UNDISPUTED MOST EPIC
BURGER RANKING PUBLICATION OF ALL TIME

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A BELLY FULL OF BURGERS

Burgers that just
met our bellies.

BRIAN’S WORDS. ALWAYS.

The Legend
Lives on.

Hello there. Top of the website to you.

I’m Brian Parks and I love to eat burgers. I also love to make computers go beep boop beep boop.

ETB was written from the ground up and is utilizing the newest steamy hotness WOW.

And now, a message about burgers:

“BURGER. The mere mention of the word elicits a Pavlovian salivation from men and women the world over.

An easily uttered two syllables used to define a food both beautiful in its pure minimalist pragmatism and fascinating in its immeasurable permutations.

Bun + Patty + Various Adornments + Bun = Burger.

Brian Parks about to eat this beef
Brian, about to eat this beef.

Rest in peace, my dude.

BRIAN JACOB PARKS

March 31, 1982 – August 14, 2023

An amazing, burger-loving soul who lives on
in the lives of thousands he’s touched.